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Alas, the weekend is about to end and the work week is about to resume. But here are some ideas to help you through it (just joking):

1 At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2 Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice.
3 Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That. 4Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It “In.”
5Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
6In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write “For Smuggling Diamonds”
7Finish All Your sentences with “In Accordance With The Prophecy.”
8Don’t use any punctuation
9As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is “To Go.”
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don’t Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their Party Because You’re Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream “I Won!, I Won!”
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling “Run For Your Lives, They’re Loose!!”
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. “Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.”
20. Send out an email to your entire company to let them know you’ll be in the bathroom if anyone needs you.
21. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity……. Share This Blog with Someone To Make Them Smile.
 

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