Mar 29 2009
Things to say to a cop when you get pulled over
I haven’t created a post that is not Pacific Northwest related in a long time. In the meantime, while I created something entertaining Pacific Northwest related to post, here are a few things you can say to a cop when you get pulled over:
*Disclaimer- I’m posting these as a joke and not to encourage you to say these to a cop*
6) No officer, i don’t have any blood in my alcohol system.
5) You can try to pull off the motherly way by saying “I had enough from you young man/ lady.”
4) Say “Wow, you have a great sense of smell. I just ate that donut 3 hours ago.”
3) Rebuttal- “You’re giving me a ticket for going 70mph! I should give you a ticket. You were going over 70mph to catch up to me.”
2) If the cop ask you to get out of the car, ask “Do you need a hug?”
1) When you roll down your window yell “I win!”
